Pepsi (@pepsi) / X

If a can of Pepsi is opened in a forest and no one is around to hear it does it make it okay to open a couple more?

The real jump scare is opening the fridge and seeing no Pepsi

We love the way you stare at us through the fridge door 🥹

don't let your side gig (job) distract you from your main gig (watching the game 🏈 & drinking Pepsi)

I have a message for whoever makes the best potato salad: come find me.

Pepsi